Saturday, May 07, 2016
To say neither is qualified to occupy the Oval Office is a gross understatement, regardless of what either of their starry eyed devotees my claim.
Both are well known New York Liberals that care only about themselves and both would devastate our country if not plunge us into a bloody war.
But we have to have a president and we need a candidate worthy of our votes. And, given the choices the parties present us, I believe I have found the perfect man for the job.
He is well known and highly popular with people from both parties.
He has been seen frequently on television singing opera, directing orchestras and is an avid hunter, telling me he would defend our second amendment rights with his every being.
He’s not afraid of getting his hands dirty, having actually prospected for gold at one time.
He’s never been caught up in any sexual scandal or seen cavorting with women of questionable reputation.
He’s been a strong supporter of our Military throughout our wars doing what he could to sell war bonds.
Granted he has a slight speech impediment, but it does not stop anyone from clearly understanding him or how words and you have never heard foul language coming from his mouth either.
His bipartisan appeal is likely his strongest suit as his efforts over the years have pleased many, brought smiles to their faces and eased their souls during troubled times.
He’s never amassed a fortune, although others have amassed wealth due to his hard work for so many years.
In fact, given the poor choices we see before us this election, I can’t think of a better man for the job.
Let’s put our efforts behind a true American that will really make America what it could be.
I'm proudly casting my vote for Elmer Fudd this year. He stands heads above either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump.
Posted by Lew Waters at 5:10 PM